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Quick joke for you all.

  • Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.
  • Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! Deal?"
  • Steve said: "No, I'm sticking with my name."
  • They walked into the Mosque and the Sheikh saw them.
  • The Sheikh asked: "What are your names?"
  • Bob said: "My name is Mohamed."
  • Steve said: "My name is Steve."
  • Sheikh said: "Guys, please bring some food and water for Steve. And you Mohamed, Ramadan Kareem :)."